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  • shopping for sunglasses on a day pouring rain.   🙂
  • calling someone an idiot while driving and then doing the very same thing entirely by mistake.   doh.
  • saying you hate something (e.g. a color, a song), and then being inexplicably drawn to it.   no.
  • telling your children not to be so critical, and before you know it, the next thing out of your mouth is criticism.   sigh.
  • running into someone whom you haven’t seen in quite a while and hoping they don’t remember that terribly awkward thing…they do.   they say so.
  • getting in the shortest line at walmart, woohoo! and then standing there for half a lifetime while the lady in front of you argues with the cashier, the csm, and the manager over ten cents while you watch all the other lanes fill up and those people pass through at warp speed.   why-y-y???
  • getting up early to be somewhere on time and ending up TWO MINUTES late. ugh.
  • that person you let in front of you in traffic then crosses three lanes and cuts off fifteen people.   my bad?
  • the bush you planted like ten years ago that has never bloomed, but you were too lazy to cut down last fall, blooms for an entire month this year.   well.
  • the day you’ve had no sleep and your hair is a cranky bird’s nest and you get complimented all day long.   eh?
  • when you forget about a third of your grocery list and have to take yet another trip to the store, but find all your items on big fat sale that day.   score.
  • writing lists and lists so you remember everything.   where’s the list?
  • you’re getting older so you need glasses, but not wanting to wear the glasses because you don’t want to feel old, but you put them on anyway because you can’t see, and the checkout girl tells you what cool glasses you have.   yes.
  • congratulating yourself on having all of the laundry clean, folded, and put away. then you walk back there and see one sock in the dirty basket.   oy.
  • something strikes you as totally hilarious and when you manage to stop shrieking and look around, all you see is eight pairs of eyes…blink, blink.   ha.
  • when the lady next to you is talking aloud to herself, but she makes so much sense you find yourself answering back..in your head.   what..
  • when you finally step into this milennium and get yourself a smartphone, and you still never talk to anybody.   hmm.
  • when you only get one gig of data on said smartphone because you will never use or need it, and suddenly eveything in the universe needs googled.   erg.
  • the whole time you’re writing this post your least favorite Alanis Morissette song is on repeat in your head and you know it will be all. day.   the irony.